Fire Work Instructions

I went down to North Carolina for a weekend and bought some crapy fireworks there. I found this on the back, pretty sure no college student would ever follow these instructions... picture is hysterical!

Keg Chair & Table

Aside from women, guys tend to like Kegs & Chairs. With that in mind I decided to combined the two. I got the idea because I had a keg lying around and my computer chair broke.

I cut out two pieces of ply wood into circles, one has the diameter of 17 ½ inches and the smaller one is 13 ¾ inches. I cut out a 1 ½ inch foam pad to use as a cushion. I stapled Fabric around the first circle cutout of the board and the foam. I jig sawed a circle to fit around the connector for the keg… not my best work but it’s on the underside, so it will do. I screwed the two boards together to make the cushion.

Some candles and a table cloth, you’re in business. You never know when you need to impress a lady…

To make it into the table I took my Indo Board and threw it on top with a table cloth. Needless to say this man’s romantic college night… Success!!!! I will try and post more on what I cook to impress the ladies or fill the gut without making my wallet hurt.

Alien In the movie Cannibal the Musical

I was watching Cannibal the Musical when one of my friends favorite songs in the movie came on “let’s build a snowman” upon watching it I noticed a little Easter egg I thought other South Park fans would like. Behold the alien!!!!

My Beer-mas, Christmas Tree

I haven’t been posting on this, but I’m going to try and make it work… I’m still in college, on the 6 to 7 year program FML!!! And I need some hobbies to waste some time in between studying/ partying/ eating. I know it’s a bit late but I wanted to share my Christmas/ Beer-mas tree with everyone! I made all of the ornaments myself with beer cans and some fishing line to hang them. The garland is made up of about 765 beer can tabs, (estimated; 17 tabs per foot, 45 feet) all on my 20$, Six foot tree. Pretty tacky but I like it… So is leaving it up till January 10th though... I feel it goes well in my college apartment.