Fire Work Instructions

I went down to North Carolina for a weekend and bought some crapy fireworks there. I found this on the back, pretty sure no college student would ever follow these instructions... picture is hysterical!

Keg Chair & Table

Aside from women, guys tend to like Kegs & Chairs. With that in mind I decided to combined the two. I got the idea because I had a keg lying around and my computer chair broke.

I cut out two pieces of ply wood into circles, one has the diameter of 17 ½ inches and the smaller one is 13 ¾ inches. I cut out a 1 ½ inch foam pad to use as a cushion. I stapled Fabric around the first circle cutout of the board and the foam. I jig sawed a circle to fit around the connector for the keg… not my best work but it’s on the underside, so it will do. I screwed the two boards together to make the cushion.

Some candles and a table cloth, you’re in business. You never know when you need to impress a lady…

To make it into the table I took my Indo Board and threw it on top with a table cloth. Needless to say this man’s romantic college night… Success!!!! I will try and post more on what I cook to impress the ladies or fill the gut without making my wallet hurt.

Alien In the movie Cannibal the Musical

I was watching Cannibal the Musical when one of my friends favorite songs in the movie came on “let’s build a snowman” upon watching it I noticed a little Easter egg I thought other South Park fans would like. Behold the alien!!!!

My Beer-mas, Christmas Tree

I haven’t been posting on this, but I’m going to try and make it work… I’m still in college, on the 6 to 7 year program FML!!! And I need some hobbies to waste some time in between studying/ partying/ eating. I know it’s a bit late but I wanted to share my Christmas/ Beer-mas tree with everyone! I made all of the ornaments myself with beer cans and some fishing line to hang them. The garland is made up of about 765 beer can tabs, (estimated; 17 tabs per foot, 45 feet) all on my 20$, Six foot tree. Pretty tacky but I like it… So is leaving it up till January 10th though... I feel it goes well in my college apartment.

Patching Holes

When living in a party house one might find the occasional hole punched or kicked in their walls after the ultimate beer pong defeat. My story starts after returning home to my college apartment after work when i heard a knock at the door. I answered the door and it was the land lord. He wanted to know if he could come inside and inspect the house and take some pictures for some reason, mind you that my apartment had been almost completely destroyed by myroommates over Christmas break. If I had let him in we would have been immediately evicted.

Thinking fast and in my work uniform i made up that i had to go to work and i would not be comfortable with him in the house when nobody was home. He then told me that he was going to give me 48 hours until he returns (he gave us more time than what is required by law which is 24 hours). Upon the closing of the door I let out a sigh of relief for if he were to walk even a foot into the house there was a hole as big as a road sign there to greet him, not to mention the 30 other holes were throughout the house. I called everyone I knew and partied with, the ones who broke my house. I went with my roommate to the hardware store and purchased some dry wall pieces, screws, dry wall mud, putty knifes, dry wall tape (which was not used or needed), razor blades, sanding blocks, paint rollers and paint. Then we went to work. we had the bulk of the damage in two rooms so we moved all the furniture into the first room so we could work on the other.

1) First We cut most of the bigger holes so they were square and to the stud.

2) We Measured the holes and cut out dry wall pieces to fix (nothing perfect but the closer the better.)

3) Then we took the newly cut dry wall pieces and screwed them into the studs in the wall.

4) Next came the dry wall mudding process, (simple enough take the mud with the puddy knife and spread over the edges until flush, its alright if you have a bit extra that's what the sandingblocks are for.)

5) We let the mud dry, sanded and mudded again, until it was flush with the original wall

6) Over night the final coat of mud dried and we did our final touch up sanding and moved to painting. (be careful with paint you don't want to explain how paint got all over the floor and then give up that you had all the holes.)

7) To mask the smell of new paint we had incense burning and fans blowing constantly during the drying process.

On the third day when the landlord came he inspected the place and couldn't find anything wrong, took his pictures and was out the door. It truly felt like an 80's movie montage.